Hi, everyone!!!
I know you miss me... Hi!!! I'm here!!!!
Mr. President, the elections were a disaster—that’s what you get for ignoring my advice… Do you remember my account number???!! Maybe we can salvage your legacy as president, but… it’ll cost you a million dollars, and you have to follow my plan to the letter!!!!
What’s going on now??? Threats of a blackout again??? How annoying!!!!
If you pay attention to how the stock market is doing, it’s clear that silver has already done its job… All assets are falling and falling in price—silver is the needle that burst the BIG BUBBLE!!!!
I’ll say this as if it were a telegram. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS WORSE THAN THE SUBPRIME CRISIS; BITCOIN IS WORTHLESS—IT’S A SCAM... I think that since the artificial intelligence bubble has burst, now my friends at The Economist want to scare us with another blackout... I hope Russia has its missile launch system ready for that; I’ll give them another call just in case. Other than that, YES, PLEASE!!!! A BLACKOUT WOULD BE FANTASTIC!!!!





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